The Little World

Wood Morning Comrades.

Is tell you of Glorious new triumph of Party. Is begin $ 5 Plan as ordered by Glorious Leader.

Is find ICM scale model of Polikarpov I-15 aircraft at IMPEX show in bargain basement 50% off no-one-want-me bin. Is pay price of $ 5.00 to capitalist salesman. Is rescue unopened new kit and run away laughing.

Is research Polikarpov I-15 and find is used in China, Manchuria, Spain and against Finland. Vile rumour that it get beaten flat by Finns and Germans is propaganda put out by imperialist propaganda machine…Polikarpov I-15 perfectly good airplane for use against ground targets that not shoot back. Like cattle or haystack.

We move on. Kit is made in Glorious Ukraina, at Kiev and imported to Australia by Hong Kong firm. Box art rewarding in stirring view of personal commander’s airplane. Inside is see plastic bag sealed.

Inside Glorious People’s plastic bag is one sprue of complete plus one sprue of clear. Good sheet of decals, with options for serving air regiments as well as personal aircraft of commander.

Adequate printed instructions.

Inspiring socialist realism decal sheet.

Glorious $ 5 plan is ordered by Party to spend no more money on aircraft. All will be done with paint and cement already in stock and result photographed at Uszhitmi Air Show on National Air Defence Day. If aircraft not ready in time special internal trial will take place – wise comrade will heed this warning.