No-one who sees the Westland Wallace owned by Generalissimo Stein Kai Shek can doubt that the province of Swuping is progressive. Other areas are still under the conservative rule of the warlords and cliques but Swuping is firmly headed into the Twentieth Century. Once the minor setbacks of invasions from the Nationalists, the Communists, and the Japanese are overcome, the new age will dawn.
There is even an airline operating from Swuping Airfield. On alternate Wednesdays. When the sun is shining. If the petrol shipment has arrived. Book now, and make sure that you don’t miss out. Fee in advance; you pay, you pay…
The rumours that the Wallace is kept idling at the aerodrome in case Generalissimo Stein Kai Shek has to make a hurried departure are mere propaganda. The Generalissimo has the love of Swuping firmly embedded in his heart and would never depart suddenly with bags of gold or jewels and head for the Swiss border.
You must not believe all you read in the gutter press.
The Little World 
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