Records Show…

Apparently records show that the Frumatliakovovich FR 45 light attack transport bomber fighter interceptor was the most-produced aircraft of all time.

The fact that these records were published in PRAVDA in 1962 should have no effect on their veracity. If you cannot trust grim people in fur hats, who can you trust?

Consider that OBVOVKO – the soviet-era department charged with making plastic models – has also printed this information on official instruction sheets – beside the advice on how to sharpen pencils. Who cannot deny pencils in the broad scheme of socialist advancement?

You cannot answer that.

Remember that whoever controls the workbench controls the means of proletarian revanchism in the dialectical context. Do not question the history that you are given.

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