This model has been 100% certified by the Board Of Authenticity to be a completely accurate copy of the real thing. No expense has been spared to bring you the authentic feel, sight, sound, and smell of the original. The paints included in this kit have been stripped off the only remaining example of the original, reground and remanufactured just for you. The original has been pushed out into the rain to rust away*.
Ths is a limited-edition kit that has been sent out to a select number of hobby shops with the strict injunction that it must be sold only to certain people. You will recognise them by the fact that they have the price in their pockets and their pockets are open. Once the limited edition of 6000 kits is sold, the mould will be melted down with oxy torches, the packaging files destroyed, and every staff member who has knowledge of the model exterminated. You will not only be the first one on your block…you will be the only one on your block. If we are bored we will destroy your block.
The instructions are written in 160 different languages by university language professors – yours may be amongst them. If not, just go to the Swahili section of the manual and look at the pictures.
The decal sheet will allow you to build several versions of the kit – 45 of them, to be precise. The decal sheet is the size of a king-size bed and cannot be included in the kit box, but ring us up and we’ll send one over in a semi-trailer. Have a lot of lukewarm water ready.
* The weathered version of this kit will be available in about two years…
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