Category: Miniature Philosophy
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For What We Are About To Receive

And you know the rest of it… No-one can see the big annual scale model exhibition with its associated competition and think that model building is an unrewarding hobby. There is a pile of trophies, medals, and kit and accessory prizes there on the table to testify differently. Every one of the awards has come…
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If I Can See It

You win. If the enemy can see it – you lose. Basic rule of camouflage. And it is also a principle to remember when building a scale model for display – especially for public exhibition. If you want ’em to look, attract their eye. This is a challenge for the modeller who is depicting a…
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Thanks To The Committee

Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking, I am honoured to be called to deliver this address. Honoured and humbled. And it puts me in mind of an interesting anecdote from the time of the Siege of Cawnpore. It will only take an hour to tell… Committees need to be thanked. Attendees and customers need…
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Who In Their Right Mind

Would line up to buy old model kits? I don’t know. Because just after I shot this panorama ( not a complete one, mind…) I joined the end of the queue. It was like the Oklahoma Land Rush, but in styrene. Some stash sales are sedate affairs. Discretely attended by studious enthusiasts who quietly murmur…
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Who Did It Best?

At today’s scale model exhibition I noted the same model on two different tables – one for pure display and one for competition. They were both renditions of a 1:24th Landrover by Italeri and both finished superbly. I would be proud of either of them – t’were other dear charmer away… I was pleased to…
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Always Help Out At The Exhibition

Anything you can do to assist the smooth running of he scale model exhibition is a good thing. It could be as simple as making sure the cars are parked far away from the venue as possible. Or demanding money with menaces at the door. Even if all you do is stand and glare at…
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All Kit Builders Should Build Something From Scratch

All scratch-builders should build a model from a kit. It is no good looking at someone else’s take on the scale model hobby and pooh poohing it. Or wondering whether they have it better than you. Or wondering whether you could ever do it… Wise experimenters do it simple at first. The long-time kit builder…
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Why’d You Build A Model Of THAT?

There are many paths, Grasshopper… a. It was the plane my father flew in the Battle of Britain. He was on the Finnish side. They shot at EVERYBODY. Little Helsinki on the Avon was a hotbed of aerial warfare. b. I had the money and the shop owner seduced me…by putting the kit on the…
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Canada Geese

In Autumn, you can hear them in the sky as they fly south: ” Honk, Honk, Honk “. In Spring you hear them flying north. ” Eh, Eh, Eh…” You sportsmen and sporting gals get to gun them down on the journey south but the Mounties’ll arrest you if you do the same on their…

