I Need A Secretary

Stop making those snorting noises – I really do.

I write more than I can readily publish and the mechanics of translating these little pieces to the WordPress site and then sneaking them onto a Facebook page is taking up a great deal of time. They come off the ends of my fingers like literary lightning, but fizzle out when I sit there copying amd pasting them onto the blog pages.

I would be willing to pay in the coin that is often offered to me for photography; exposure, recognition, and gratitude. If course the candidate for the position must be at once humble and exalted, and should never presume to correct my grammar when it is ” novel “.

The hours are not long. Only 60 minutes, as a rule, and the beatings are light and infrequent. I cannot think why there aren’t more applications in the post.

Remember, this is how Hemingway and Goethe got their start in show business.

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