The Little World

And I aim to cater for all those modellers who have embraced masochism.

The Far King Orville Model Company will be an extremely short-run venture dedicated to producing garage-quality kits in a carport. No cut will be too short to take and no design too unsuitable for our kits.

Have you seen our Mucus Canopy?

i am not restricting it to aircraft, as some kitmakers are. I will make truly awful armour, embarrassing cars, and the sort of railway equipment that inspired Dr. Beeching. No hobbyist need feel that they have not been unfairly targetted.

From soft and flawed plastic to extremely brittle white metal – I get it from Snap, Crackle, and Pop Foundries Ltd. – there is no material that I will not use to make you sweat bullets. Each FKO kit will raise your skills and blood pressure by 10 points.

I’ll be pricing the kits competitively, so that you can buy up big and then sell for far less than you paid. Dedicated FKO dealers will get a reputation in the industry next to Typhoid Mary and Jack The Rip-Off.

First kit onto the shelves? The Mustspitschmitt.