The Little World

Please read the following safety instructions carefully and keep them for future reference.

a. Your kit is made by people who are underpaid. This means they are hungry, tired, and unhappy. Inspect the box carefully to ensure than no-one has sabotaged it with poison needles or razor blades.

b. The kit is made of plastic which causes cancer in California. So does the cardboard box, the paper, and the ink used to print the instructions. Don’t even ask about the decals.

c. If you are reading this warning notice in California, hold your breath and run for the border. Not the Mexican one- they’ll just laugh at you

d. Knives and side-cutters are sharp and dangerous. To avoid the danger of cutting fingers, try to bite the parts off the sprue tree cleanly.

e. Plastic cement for this kit is not included, because we cannot face the mountain of legal requirements to sell it. Whatever type you use will be bad for you and frowned upon by the European Union. Since BREXIT they have been looking around for someone new to kick and you may very well be it.

f. Do not paint in a sealed room. No model building in mini submersibles.

g. This kit is not a toy. If you are pleased and amused by it, you are in contravention of several laws. We know where you live.