Yotta And Relse

Yotta do this, build those, watch that. Yotta…

Relse.

Relse you won’t be keeping up, or getting value, or…or…or…

Or living your life the way the way Yotta and Relse have it planned out. They’re in the business of controlling you, even as they fail to control themselves. Advice and scolding are their tools of trade – and like all modelling tools they can be used in many different ways.

The most amazing things happens to modellers when they open a new kit. They are progressively delighted and disappointed, eager and reticent. And nearly always a little nervous about what the reviewers thought about the kit…and what the club ‘rak will say.

” I think you’ll find the absence of coffee in the rear gunner’s flask spoils this kit. “

Ulysses sailed past the sirens by stopping his crew’s ears with wax – while he was tied to the mast of his ship. I find cotton buds dipped in Maskol do as effective a job.

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