What shall it be? Accurate instruction sheets? Flawless mouldings? Adequate colour information?
I have it – let’s just give them trouble. It’ll be fun and cheap and we can do it by making bad decisions. Like avoiding a centre seam on the top of the Mirage fuselage that could be smoothed and polished easily – and shifting the join to two sunken seams that will be nearly impossible to clean up.
That’ll teach ’em not to mess with us ever again.
What’s that you say, Pavel? Placate them by making the underside fit perfectly? I trust you will still be able to make the landing gear impossible to fit. I mean, that is your job, man. Don’t make me report you to the owners.



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